What Women Want ?

I was reading an article in the newspaper a couple of days ago about a survey carried out among single women over the age of thirty. The survey was carried out by dating agency to find out what they are looking for in a ideal Man.

As I remember this was something like the result of what he'd be like :-

He has to be tall at least 5'11".
I'm 5'9"
He will have Dark hair and Blue eyes.
Hair went years ago and I've brown eyes
He will earn around £60k per year and no less than £30k.
I'm out of work
He doesn't like Sports especially Football.
I'm starting to think he's gay.
He enjoys going to the Theatre.
He is Gay.
He spends less than 3 hours per week at the Pub.
Now this is getting silly.
He is a non smoker.
At last I've something going for me.
He drives a Mercedes.
Will a Silver Ford Focus do.
He owns his own home which must be worth at least £260,000.
Obviously lives in a expensive are !
He will have had less than 6 lovers.
He's probably only talking about the female one's.

I hate this man already.

One final point I remember is that around one in six women fancy bald men so I'm now dividing all my female friends into sixes to find out which they are, lol.